• boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

typhonatemybaby:

Legendary Wolf.

i dont think teen wolf has actualy ever topped this moment.

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

pilesofgryles:

whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”

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no problem

joshpeck:

12yroldblogger:

OH MY GOD

my only question is why

soloontherocks:

chihuahuas are like alligators if you stroke the belly they uncontrollably instantly fall asleep also both are capable of eating small children

thugmissus:

can’t believe she’s gone :(

i was scrolling down my dash and i saw a picture of a grilled cheese sandwich and my heart beat sped up

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
frankoceanfanclub:

me

Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers

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